Post by PoofyOddish on Jun 16, 2015 14:17:28 GMT -5
(I'm really bored, so I'm writing BC fan fic. First person to comment which option to take will move the story in that direction.) BC AU: Boarding School Edition
With the heat of summer dying down and crisp chill starting to blow through the air, a rag-tag group of nerds moves back into their home for the school year: the infamous - for good reason - boarding school, Bottle Crew Academy.
Headmaster Andy stands on the front steps of the entrance to the Academy, looking over the fools that he would be taking care of for the next year. "O lawd, what did I do to deserve this..." he says to himself, shaking his head as he watches a group of young men and women approach the doors, carrying books, backpacks, and who the hell knows what else. He hears a loud ruckus from the distance. "Great..."
He sees group of students huddled together, gradually growing louder and louder, while a young student, clearly lost, comes over to him. Does Headmaster Andy:
a) Go to break the group of students up b) Take care of the young student
Post by PoofyOddish on Jun 16, 2015 14:31:45 GMT -5
You chose: a) Go to break the group of students up
Headmaster Andy leaves the young student behind, who enters the academy by himself. The student finds a tall professor smelling of booze and women, and the two walk off having what can only be a bizarre conversation.
Andy walks over to the group of students bickering. "What the hell is going on here??"
The students all quiet down and straighten up, with the exception of one. "Is there anything we can help you with, Headmaster?" He says with a smirk.
"Oh god, Sauce." Andy thinks.
"Sauce, the year hasn't even started yet and you're already causing trouble?"
Sauce puts his hands up in a defensive position. "Hey now, I didn't do anything! It's all Kevin this time."
Andy rolls his eyes. "Kevin? Kevin is already in his dorm playing TF2. He checked in an hour ago. Next try?"
Sauce shrugs and starts playing on his phone. A tall, scruffy, bespectacled boy speaks up.
"We were just playing some Monster Hunter and things got a little... personal." TJ sheepishly grins. Andy nods and makes a gesture for the group to move along, which they all decide is the best to do. Andy then looks around for the young student from earlier, but doesn't see him anywhere. So, Andy goes back into the Academy entrance to check on how check in and registration is going.
Does Andy: a) Check to see who has already checked in? b) Check to see who has recently registered at the Academy?
Post by PoofyOddish on Jun 16, 2015 14:53:48 GMT -5
You chose: b) Check to see who has recently registered at the Academy?
Andy goes over and asks for the list of recently registered students. With this list, he goes to the "newbie" dorms to see new students.
He knocks on N-Dorm 1. A disheveled, but friendly boy opens the door.
"Ccaaaan I help you?"
"Are you drunk??" Andy asks.
The boy shakes his head, drunkenly. "Nahhhh, s'all good here."
Andy references the list of newcomers. "You must be-"
"FUCKING FUCK NO DON'T. STOP." The two hear a great deal of keyboard smashing, and the boy at the door opens the door wider to reveal another person in the room playing a game on a computer.
Andy looks wide eyed at the student at a desk further back in the room. Another disheveled boy, yet a bit more aggressive looking, looks back and shrugs when he sees Andy's expression. When he realizes who Andy is, he removes his headphone.
"Ohai. You must be Headmaster Andy."
"You're damn right I am. And you are?"
The boy at the desk nods out of awkwardness. "I'm Archie, the drunken fool at the door is Charlie."
Andy shakes his head. "Just please don't make a mess before the first day, guys. And keep it clean - parent day is only a few weeks away, and if you guys get caught with booze, it's not my fault."
The two boys nod in agreement and Charlie slowly closes the door on Andy.
"Another great class," Andy says, shaking his head and chuckling.
Bells chime three times, signalling that it's time for dinner. Andy moves along to the dining hall, where the room is already beginning to fill up with hungry students and staff. Andy grabbed some dinner from the staff line and went to go sit with the other staff members at the head of the room.
a) Sit next to the professor smelling of booze and women b) Sit next to the professor typing away on her computer c) Sit next to the professor who is asleep in his salad
Post by PoofyOddish on Jun 16, 2015 15:18:47 GMT -5
You chose: a) Sit next to the professor smelling of booze and women
"Professor Corey! Long time no see!" Andy says, sitting next to his long time friend. Corey looks around, clearly half asleep and hungover.
"It's too early to be that loud, Andrew."
"Corey, it's 6pm."
"Yeah, well you know me well enough by then where it's still too damn early for that." Corey says, taking a long swig of what appeared to be coffee, but everyone knew was only 25% coffee at this point.
Andy laughed and started reviewing the check in list he had picked up prior to going to dinner.
"By the way, do you know that little shit is back?" Corey asks.
"Which one?" Andy asks nonchalantly, still reviewing the check in list.
Andy starts quickly going through the check in list. "How is that possible??? We've banned him from here more times than we can count!!"
Corey shrugs. "That little shit always finds a way to come back."
"Oh god, where is he even staying? He's not checked in, he's not on the registration list. WHERE DID HE COME FROM? DID WE LOSE TINGLE?"
Corey shrugs again and stares into his coffee with a tired expression. "As long as he's not in my history class again, I don't give two shits where he is. I don't think I can handle reading another essay from him... I try so hard to understand what he's saying, but it's like another language."
Andy shakes his head and cups his hands around his face as he felt a migraine coming on. What the hell was he going to do with another year dealing with Tingle...
Does Andy: a) Go looking for Tingle b) Turn in for the night. End of chapter.